Recycled Christmas Cheer

All of my closets are full, under the beds are packed and not a drawer in my house opens or closes without a struggle. So what in the world could I possibly need (or want) for Christmas? Nothing, really.

However, seeing a loved one's face full of fright and confusion as they try to figure out why exactly you purchased them a set of deer-head flannel PJs is simply an experience I am not willing to give up. Since no one wants to do away with gifts entirely, I proposed an alternative to the standard tradition. After a 3-way family conference call, we came to a compromise, one that I am proud to say has pleased the masses (very hard to do with this bunch)...we are going to Recycle Christmas.

We can only give gifts that we already own. No store bought, Black Friday, stressed out retail purchases this year (for the most part). Re-gifting and crafting are encouraged and expected. I am excited; this should be entertaining.  I can only imagine the interesting trinkets that will be pulled from the depths of closets and drawers. 

We will of course do our part to stimulate the U.S. economy this holiday season by playing Dirty Santa with one $25 As Seen on TV item. You know you want that stuff and what better way to get it than to have someone else spend their money on it. Ho-ho-ha!

Of course, the kiddos will be showered with as many gifts as Santa's sleigh can carry, but that is what it is all about, right? I can not wait to watch Lo's sweet face brighten at that sight of all things Elmo.